Monday, June 4, 2012

Moria Is Over

Well he made it. In doing so he may have added to the notion that he may be a vampire due to the fact that he was able to hold his breath from one end of Moira to the next. I mean who really wants to breath in hundred's of years of orc shit being stockpiled. Perhaps in the introduction to Moria quests Bosi and co. should be preparing gas masks instead.


Anyhoo. The revamp was good, up to a point. Durin's Threshold, Dolven view, Chamber of crossroads, through to Jazergund and into Morovailville, Silvertine Lodes, all GREAT. STAY AWAY FROM WATERWORKS. Ok, let me jog your memory. Evendim was labeled Everswim. This got fixed with a revamp of the area and some jet boats. However Lotro without some tedious back and forth in the most time consuming map just wasn't good 'ole classic Lotro, ergo WATERWORKS. Skip it, trust meeee. Get to Redhorn Lodes which was never a bad area for quests anyway, get your Back and Forth quest from the 21st hall, do it and then fill up your quest log (literally) with the Grand Stairs stuff. Once done, head to the First Hall and GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE YOU FOOLS. Enter Dimril Dale and poof, hello 59-60.


Out of the Frying Pan and into the Fire?

Lothlorian. OMG. The biggest bunch of whinging windbags ever. Seriously. This places make me wanna help the orcs pillage and rape the entire area. Picking flowers etc is not my cup of tea. If I wanted to do that I'd be friggen well be playing Farmville. But wait, salvation is near. Loth rep is no longer needed to enter the golden wood. So...it's STRAIT TO MIRKWOOD! WEEEHOOOO. Kiss my ass Gladrial or w/e the hell your name is.


A compilation of screenies from GS (and 2 FT).

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